In Which I Write Fruit of the Loom

I was on a bit of a losing streak. Many a letter had been written. Replies were scant, and those that did return to the nest were dry, humorless, and decidedly without gift. I was in need of a win. Could Fruit of the Loom be the monsoon to my Serengeti thirst?

A package arrives. Even before opening, I know in my heart that this will be splendid.

 And splendid it is! Size: 2XL — impeccable attention to detail.

And splendid it is! Size: 2XL — impeccable attention to detail.

 3XL — They are clearly extrapolating for the future. Very thoughtful. Also, if that model is 3XL then I'm a junkie's uncle.

3XL — They are clearly extrapolating for the future. Very thoughtful. Also, if that model is 3XL then I'm a junkie's uncle.

By the way if anyone is in need of 2-3XL undies, please contact me for details. Moderately worn in.